A random haiku generator! Most of the time, it does an OK job:

A lady from Minsk
beckons with a pineapple.
My tongue betrays me.

and

Paint dries. The brunette
rises, but won't run or blink.
His heart swells madly.

And sometimes it's not so OK:

Filipino Sue
greasens the stubborn crank-shaft.
Pat your head thusly.

and

The short cheerleader
removes her prosthetic leg.
Dogs dance like comets.



Anyway...I like it. I wish I knew how to code a random haiku generator. :)